Desperation Specs

Bought when I lost my regular sunglasses. Looked surprisingly ok!

Thanks for reading Stupid Fucking Awesome. I'm starting two new weekly blogs, Skull Diggery and Pax and AK tomorrow! Also, if you'd like to keep up with what's happening with me career wise, please check out the Rakkadeer blog! Hope to see you at one or all three of the sites!

Edit 2/10/11:  I've also added a daily collage blog with Excheckered.

Edit 5/13/11: Aaaand I've added a weekly-ish embroidery project too with Threadjacker. No, I don't sleep very much.

(Original painting available in my Etsy shop.)

Pink Headphones

Work really well when my hair is pink. When it's brown, not so much.

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Infinity Sunglasses

When you wear these, you can see that monolith from "2010". J/k, nerd. Calm down.

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Original painting in my Etsy shop.

Swedish Hat

Much more kick ass than that Von Dutch bullshit ever was.

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Hidden Zebra Sunglasses

Nothing says class like hidden animal print. *snort laugh*

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Original painting in my Etsy shop.

Leopard Flocked Sunglasses

Super tacky which is what makes them awesome.

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Black Jackie O Sunglasses

Go great with a pink pillbox hat.

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Orange Tint Sunglasses

Makes everything look post apocalyptic.

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Original available in my Etsy shop.

Pink Jackie O Sunglasses

These would be perfect if they weren't slightly reflective.

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Original in my Etsy shop.

Fake Fire

Great for when you want to make fake S'mores.

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Little Bro's Gloworm

I have no idea how this came into my possession.

(image size: 5"X8", location unknown, donated to 2010 Strangercrombie Auction)

Dubble Bubble

Great for two seconds then it suck-diddly-ucks, Flanders.

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Mary Jane Candy

Insert your own weed joke here.

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Original available in my Etsy shop.

Vanilla Tootsie Roll

I like these better than the chocolate ones.

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Salt Water Taffy

For those days when you want to feel like you're at a tourist trap.

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Green Tea Bear

A wonderful gift from Jens! Thank, Jens!

(image size: 5"x8", location unknown, donated to 2010 Strangercrombie Auction)


Love them even though I can't use them properly.

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Large Blue Ring

My favorite $5 ring.

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Owl Bottlecap

I forget what kind of beer but I remember that I drank it in DC.

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Vader Lego Keychain

I would make the Vader breathing noise right now if I could.

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Original availabe in my Etsy shop.

Army Guy

Cool even tho I grew up in an Air Force family.

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Spare Key to Nothing

Doesn't open anything but has a nice shape.

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Bendy Robot

Kinda' the opposite of Bender.

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Parachuteless Man

Looks almost like he's in traction.

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"Doctor Who" Contest!

The contest is now over.

Please know that all three cards are available in my shop both individually (1, 2, 3) and in a 6 pack.

One last note: This blog will be ending on Dec 31st! My next project, Skull Diggery, will be starting on 1.1.10! Hope to see you there!

New Paintings Listed in my Etsy Shop!

I've added many of the paintings from this site to my Etsy store!

Why not browse the shop?

One Eared Plastic Super German Shepherd

Used to join the collie in flight. Not sure how it lost an ear.

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Ubiquitous White Earbuds

I actually hate these but I do appreciate how small they are.

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Original available in my Etsy shop.

Plastic Super Collie

When I was little it used to fly over Lake Michigan (i.e. the toilet) while tied to a string.

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Coffee Butler

Is the best kind of butler.

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Fisher Price Giraffe

Giraffes always remind me of models. You know, minus the spots.

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Original painting available in my Etsy shop.

Running Doe

Is not quite a faster pussycat kill, killing.

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Radio Free Kitty

Set to KEXP.

(image size: 5"X8", location: Dortmund, Germany)

1980s Snoopy

Has moved with me over 30 times.

(image size: 5"X8", sold at UCU, location unknown))

Badly Sculpted Stag

Can fit on a dime.

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Grazing Doe

Eats only Astroturf.

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Plush Parrot

Tends to look dead as it won't sit up straight.

(image size: 5"X8", location: Worthing, UK)

Urban Craft Uprising Button

Don't forget that I'll be vending at UCU tomorrow and Sun!

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Urban Craft Uprising is THIS WEEKEND!

Just a reminder that Urban Craft Uprising is THIS WEEKEND, Dec 4-5, 11a-5p!

Drop by my table (#66! Rakkadeer!) and say hi! Maybe purchase something if you'd like! I've got Stupid F--king Awesome paintings and cards for sale as well as some Suspect and Fugitive cards!

Can't make it to the show? Why not check out my Etsy store!

Hope to see you there!

Fawn with Spine Problems

Would benefit from some physical therapy.

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Is the greatest monster at the end of any book.

(image size: 5"x8", sold at UCU, location unknown))

Flocked Stag

Has detachable antlers.

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Knows that not easy being green.

(image size: 5"x8", sold at UCU, location unknown))