Sad Cat



Is sad because it is cold.

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Original available in my Etsy shop.

Ultraman Cat Toy



A toy that I made for the kids(i.e.the cats).

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Natty Bo Temp Tattoo



Great for temporarily showing your Balmer pride.

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Shadowfox



One of Peel's favorite toys.

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Luther



Occasionally stands in for me during interviews and such.

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Ginger Root



One of the tastier roots!

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Tennessee Magnet



I'm not sure in what category Tennessee is rated second to none...

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Uniball



I could almost make a Bert Cooper joke here.

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My First Digital Camera



Was like a cameraphone without a phone.

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Ticonderoga



One of my favorite types of pencils.

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White Castle Mug



White Castle. Yet another thing about the East Coast that kicks the W Coast's ass.

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Original available in my Etsy shop.

Tomato from our Garden



We weren't able to grow many but this one was tasty.

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Death and Sushi Contest!

The new contest is live! Enter to win these two paintings in the "Death and Sushi" contest!



Details here!

Gorrillapants



The last member of the Pants family is a gorilla.

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Nephewpants



I guess Monkeypants' sister had a baby.

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Fuzzypants



Fuzzy pants are even better than cords.

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Magnetopants



Hangs around with the power of magenets.

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Monkeypants!



Our house and blog mascot for a decade. It's about to get Scopesy around here with simian "week". (Evolution rocks!)

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Original available in my Etsy store.

Paddington Bear



I'll be seeing the little bronze guy in person in less than two weeks!

(image size: 5"x8", location: Portsmouth, NH)

Decapitated Plush Cat Head



I can never remember the name of this cat! Little help?

(image size: 5"x8", location: Dortmund, Germany)

Sanx Plush from Joyce



Just like Scott Pilgrim, I have furniture with a face.

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Antenna Club Button



Bunny and Destructo are putting together a doc that you have to see this fall!

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VHS



We still have some of our best movies on VHS.

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Plastic Wooden Deer



I love when one material mimics another.

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Breyer Black Stallion



I was both a Breyer and Walter Farley fanatic as a kid.

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Otama



Cute and tadpolish. A bit more info if you need it.

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Good Fortune



This fortune will be coming true for me in a few short weeks!

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New Contest!

Enter to win these two paintings! Details here!

Tanny



Is also from 1973. I'm not sure which of us has weathered better.

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Original painting in my Etsy shop.

Hand Reading Card



I felt I should post some mystical type bullshit on 10/10/10.

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Blue Eyed Doe




Much better than blue eyed soul.

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Three of many in my collection. Get your own copies. (1, 2, 3)

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Vinyl



God, don't get me started on my vinyl collection.

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AVAM Sticker



One of the best museums in the States, IMO.

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Bonus Contest!



Win these three paintings! Details at Suspect and Fugitive!

Straight Up Pocky



Insert your own Superchunk joke here.

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Sad Tiger



A souvenir from my dad's trip to Israel. Bought in NYC on return flight, I think.

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Panda from Katty Kat



Last panda, this one a gift from KK.

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Original painting available in my Etsy shop.

Memphis Panda



I love the pandas at the Memphis Zoo.

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Original available in my Etsy shop.

Post Operative Panda



I can't remember if it was me or the panda who recovered from surgery.

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Original painting available in my Etsy shop.

Pinup Panda



Oct = Pandas. At least for a while. This one has such a cheesecake pose.

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Original painting available in my Etsy shop.